Band: INFECTED PUSSY
Country of origin: France
Style: grindcore
Questionnaire compiled by Fast Music NL and conducted by Herr Stalhammar
Answers supplied by: Necrophil

Lately I've heard some rumors concerning your nearest plans for the future, and... I don't know whether I should believe it or not: INFECTED PUSSY is going to re-release legendary 7'EP "Touch Me" in the shape of extra limited edition. This one will be sold on a very high price, and obligation with your promises to redeem it on 5xPrice in 10 years will be included!!! Don't you think that Swiss bank will be buying the whole printing, since there's no other capable of paying such a huge amount of $$$?

- Well, hahaha, I really don't know where you heard that but plez, tell me becoz it is the first time that I hear such a stupid thing, ahahaha!!! Anyway it could be a good plan!!! 500 US$ for one copy, exactly the same as the first edition, well, holy shit!!! I need cash!!!

What's your attitude to the nowadays' French grind / crust / noise scene? I believe, it went for better, at least if we would compare it to late 80s / early 90s?

- You are completely right. Now we have pure bands like GAROU from  Notre Dame (you know, the complete full musical french comedy), ALISEE (the little 16 years old bitch) and LAAM, whereas before we only had FRANCIS CABREL, LES MUSCLES and the whole Dorothee team. Yeah, that sright. That was for the crust scene. Now for the grind core and noise shit it is sure that there are a lot of bands growing up now, and old who are coming up into the daylight because i think the guys listening to metal styles in general are fed up with black metal as they were fed up with death metal when 1 000 new albums came out by the majors every months.

What do you think of all these old (and doubtlessly) cult bands getting back to life  (GENERAL SURGERY, MEAT SHITS, REGURGITATE)? Do we really need 'em now? Whom would you personally like to see reincarnated?

- Well, all these bands were my fves when I was 14 old and a bit later. I sopke with Robert deathrage for about one month now, and what is sure, that's when you played in a band like MEAT SHITS you can't say one day «hey fuck off music I dont have any interests into it». Especially MEAT SHITS because this is one if not THE band that pushed me and some friends to found INFECTED PUSSY. For REGURGITATE, there is something particular. The guys are lazy apart from Rikkard. I met him for the first time in 8 years in Germany for the FUCK THE COMMERCE festival and he seems to be a nice guy in the everyday's life. But their gig was so weird, you know, compared with their last opus which is a fucking masterpiece. I must make an intie with him too, to know exactly what's happened.

I heard you had certain problems with live performances. Has anything changed with time? What are your feelings towards the first-ever gig you took part in?

- Well, the live we made was the first gig and took place for a noise festival in France. It means 12 hours full of noise and all the variations that you can have in this «style». INFECTED PUSSY is definitely not a live band. There are usual members (1 or 2 like me) but for the other, it is only session musicians. That's why finding out 3 members for a gig is difficult and we took only 2 hours to prepare the gig without the drummer (!!!!). And we made cover songs that the other guys didn't know. To a personal view, I didn't like it, but copared with what some of the other bands of this festival played, well, we were professional, hahahahah!!!!

INFECTED PUSSY has no less than "modest" discography as a noise band - the one putting over 100 tracks on a single 7'EP (just like MxSx or AxCx, by the way), you know. Any comments?

- It is for fun. INFECTED PUSSY is not a serious band again. Apart from me, all the other guys are playing in another band, and sometimes more than just one. How do you want to make releases this way? The minimum would be to have a studio to rehearse and not only one day in the recording studio per year. No match possible between MEAT SHITS or ANAL CUNT and us, no way. About the style, you said we are a noise band, but not completely. In the last releases we tried to sound more grind noise than only gorenoise, you know. And now I think we are gore grind noise definitely.

The pentagram has been removed from your logo. Why? An attitude-problem with satanists? What's your view on religion in general?

- Personally I have received a catholic education and I still believe. But here's not the point. The pentagram onto the logo was because we wanted the fucking posers to buy our shit (and some did!!!!!!). When we began the black metal was beginning to be commercial and everybody wanted to be the first discovering the new IMMORTAL (ex-AMPUTATION) or the new BEHERIT. When it wasn't the trend anymore, I mean in the underground and that everybody was dealing with pentagrams shit and so on, we deleted it and replaced it by
the crossed note.

How's your zine ("Impaled") doing at the moment? 

- This is not IMPALED but IMPAIRED zine. There is a difference of sense about that. When it took me so much time to do it before just to put out on issue that I have decided to throw it on the web, but the trouble is that I am not a fucknig PC master and I asked one guy to do it for me, and as you feel it now, it crushed. So, I am buying a pc soon, everything is ready for one year of inties and reviews and when I will be ready I will put on the net the whole IMPAIRED zine since the beginning. But I never, never, NEVER stopped it.

Who are you in what we call "real life"? Gynecologist, porn movie director, perhaps? What would you like to be occupied with?

- Well, to tell you the truth, I am an international logistician. Incredible, uh? But that's the real truth, pal, hahahaha!!!!; not fucking containers stuff. What else would I like to do? My own magazine about grind core, that's sure!!!

Tell us please, how INFECTED PUSSY was formed. Hasn't it emerged from PREHISTORIK NOISE, that old as hell itself band?

- PREHISTORIK NOISE was the real beginning of the thing. 3 guys and one demo recorded with a one track SONY fucking tape recorder at my house in the stairs, hahahah!!! It was to have fun, after a beer party in the afternoon of summer 1992. No instruments like guitars and so on. Only the drums of my father and some fluttio pipo, hahahah!!!! Enormous, it was enormous!!! Still available by the way.

Aren't you afraid that your band will suffer indignity as it happened to MEAT SHITS, VOMIT SPAWN, FESTERING PUKE, ANAL MASSAKER? Have you ever had any problems because of the band's moniker or song titles?

- Yeah, sure the FBI came to my house in 1997 because I had thrown some incredible pictures on the internet and they crush my head with their handguns. Then they put me in chains and spit on my face. They raped me on the toilets and shit on my face. I tried to make a process but they condamned me to death penalty. Game over. Try again and insert coins. Hahahahha!!! Hey, I am not living in Colombia but France, the land where the president can hide an illegitime daughter to the medias during 20 years and where the corruption is king. No troubles legally speaking but some remarks of course, and some menaces, but I don't care. I have fun and all is only for fun, I just hope that the toher guys are laughting too, hahahah!!!!

Obviously I'll have to ask you this question, as it may addressed only to a band with style like yours: is INFECTED PUSSY sexist / homophobic act or it's just for fun?

- I think some are sexists and we love the jokes about blond women and so on. But that's not because you are laughting of that that you are sexist. Faggots can do what they fucking want to together but they don't have to tell me something or I will blast their little pinky faces with pleasure. Clear?

I guess bands with style similar to INFECTED PUSSY are / were under MEAT SHITS influence. Your opinion? Would you like to participate in a tribute CD, paying homage to MEAT SHITS? What about 7'EP split with them (I bet you know that now they're back on the track)?

- I have spoken with Robert the deathrage yesterday and he was knwing that I covered one song for the tribute to MEAT SHITS / ANAL CUNT and the song is called «Perverted Vengeance» this is one of the best from far with the lyrics and the style compo. He asked me to bring it to him but the bastard label had keep it. Hey, you fucking faggots, if you are reading this «j encule ta mere et je chie a la face de tes momes sale putain de ta race!!!?» (translation: I fuck your mom and shit on your children's faces, your stinky american of my ass).

How many tracks have you already recorded and brought forth the light? And how many are to be recorded?

- I think about 3500 or 4000 had been created since the beginning a lot fo them had to be under a CD soon out I hope with PURULENT SPERMCANAL and another band I don't have the right to give you the name because it is another resurrected band and one of the bigges but it is not sure for the moment. They are friends of mine and they kiss INFECTED PUSSY too, hahahah!!! They venerate us, hahahaha!!! Bow to your fucking knees (and shit on your legs, hahahah).

Banality rolls in: "what are your future plans?"

- Taking a shower because it is 8 in the morning, I don't work today and my girlfriend is going to call me asking what I am fucking doing on internet, or on a pron web site again, hahahah!!! We got an offer from COPROPHAGIA RECORDS from the States and we accepted their conditions because it seems they rules and that they are OK to take the CD with PURULENT SPERMCANAL.

Looks like that's all I wanted to ask you about... Thank you very much for your time! Lastly: what would you like to wish our readers and all Russian grind freaks?

- I hope I will come to you directly in the house and that I will bring enough fear to your familly with my hidden face, they would only have the complete view of the rage coming from my eyes and my opened mounth, my dick in one hand and a CZ75 in another, ready to shoot. Which one do you prefer to shoot the first?, hahahahaha, my dick or the gun, it is the same for me, hahahahha.

INFECTED PUSSY contact -
Email: Infpus@aol.com